hash browns will be served at my wedding

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Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-


They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.


she caught another bird.


update: she caught a squirrel today


She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Can she catch men?



Trying to sleep while drunk


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 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

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"I know, Luna…
We have to find and protect a Princess and the Legendary Silver Crystal…
But first… LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!!” 
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When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

Things you can do to be happier:

  • Go to bed earlier
  • Finish things ahead of time
  • Eat whole-food
  • Exercise
  • Be present
  • Organize
  • Listen to music
  • Think positively
  • Drink lots of water
  • Journal
  • Read
  • Be productive
  • Eat fresh fruit
  • Breathe deeply
  • Go for a bike ride

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if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

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Buckwheat is often confused to be a grain, but it is more of a “pseudo-grain” as it’s really a seed from the rhubarb plant. It is high in protein & contains the amino acid lysine which is slightly harder to find in plant foods. It is a good source of manganese and flavonoids which help prevent inflammation in the body. One of the most delicious & easy ways to enjoy buckwheat and all it’s benefits is to make it into a raw porridge. Start off by rinsing raw buckwheat groats very well. It is important to soak the buckwheat. Soaking activates all those good nutrients and breaks down the anti-nutrients to make digestion better. Place in a big bowl with warm water overnight or for at least 7 hours. Add 1 tbsp of an acid, like vinegar or lemon juice, per every 1 cup of buckwheat. Once it is done soaking be sure to thoroughly rinse it. Then it is ready to use in your porridge! Here are some easy buckwheat porridge recipes;


what happened to James Franco

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